promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

dicksplit:

"How do you know you’re gay if you’ve never been with a…"

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blastortoise:

what i dont Get About the lucy trailer is when she holds a gun a to the taxi driver’s head and is like “In english”

Like you are in an country that speaks an asian language but you expect a random taxi driver to speak english 

scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

(Source: gatitoambulante)

thedisneyfan:

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

THE TOP ONE THO

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

(Source: jaidefinichon)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those